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[–]ariiiiigold A friend told me that I was his personal Gandhi because I changed his life for the better by introducing him to the defecating method which I refer to as: The Shitting Nest. You lace the seat of the toilet with quilted toilet paper (for sturdiness, though it also adds comfort) and then proceed to crouch atop the seat as if you were a hen laying an egg. Not only does this help...
Mind. Blown. So he was naked the entire time.
gingerhaze: So you know how Loki changes his clothes by ~shimmering~ in the Avengers What if he’s not actually wearing anything What if his clothes are just an illusion
because dreams do come true (mother fuckers!)
animalstalkinginallcaps: There was a time, long ago, in a world not unlike our own, where a writer would produce a manuscript after many laborious hours spent hunched over a typewriter of such heft and weight it could easily be used to bludgeon a burglar to death. Writers would not bash ne’er-do-wells’ heads in, of course, for multiple reasons, chief among them being that writers have nothing of...
Animalstalkinginallcaps gets romantic. And...
animalstalkinginallcaps: This is personal stuff and bad jokes and wedding updates and free (great) music, not yammering lemurs in capslock, so skip it if you’re not interested in that sort of thing. Read More It goes to show that some of the best humour writers have big hearts and talents. And, excuse the cheese and onslaught of weirdly mixed metaphors, but this snapshot into one man’s...
Oh you soft, sad heart
It’s not the fear of rejection,it’s the fear of never finding that home. Not loneliness, but that a drive for validation that pushes you to take that leap. There’s shelter in your own arms; don’t abandon what you have just because your eyes are too busy getting fat from looking at other pastures. …What’s with the mixed analogies, bro?
Dude, stay cool.
It’s just one man. No man is a mountain. Actually, no man is an island. …Modernized and relevant(ed). Bam.